Fairway Etiquette 101: Don’t Be That Guy

Golf has its traditions, its rules, and yes—its unspoken codes of conduct. While you won’t find them in the rulebook, breaking them can turn a peaceful round into a patience test for everyone else in your foursome. Want to keep your golf buddies (and your dignity)? Here’s your crash course in fairway etiquette—AKA how not to be that guy.

1. The Slow Play Specialist

We get it—you’re analyzing the break, checking the wind, and imagining your highlight reel moment. But five practice swings? That’s excessive. Keep the pace steady. Nobody wants an 18-hole marathon that feels like a hostage situation.

2. The Cart Cowboy

Yes, the cart has wheels. No, that doesn’t mean it belongs on the fringe, in the bunker, or (heaven forbid) on the green. Treat the cart like a guest at a wedding: close enough to join the fun, but respectful of the space.

3. The Phone Addict

We love tech, but the fairway isn’t your office cubicle. Checking the scorecard is fine—scrolling Instagram mid-round is not. Remember: you’re here to chase birdies, not notifications.

4. The Volume Villain

Save the stories for the 19th hole. On the tee box, nobody wants a play-by-play of your weekend barbecue. Respect the silence—it’s part of the rhythm of the game.

5. The Green Graffiti Artist

Fix your ball marks, repair divots, and rake the bunker. Leaving the course a mess is the fastest way to get side-eye from the starter and icy glares from fellow golfers. Think of it this way: take care of the turf, and the turf takes care of your score.

Why It Matters

Golf is a game of precision, respect, and style—values we live by at Kilted Squirrel. When you follow the etiquette, you make the game better for everyone. Plus, nothing looks sharper than confidence paired with class (except maybe one of our polos).

Gear up, play better, and don’t be that guy. Look sharp. Swing smart. Play with heart.

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